Dr. Monty Quotes and Radios
I have seen many people make transcripts of what Dr. Monty says, but I have seen all of them have some minor errors. Some things are a lot easier to make out now that we have clear audio of the quotes and are different than people thought. Thus, I decided to make a full transcript of these amazing quotes.
Round 14 Quote to all Characters:
"I have been watching. I have seen each and every one of your misdeeds. I know who you are. Sounds ominous, doesn't it? GOOD! Because itf*cking is!"
Round 15 Quote to all Characters:
"The entirety of the universe is fractured and broken. Something that you clowns hold more than at leastsome degreeof responsibility for. Guess what? You're gonna fix it! Look, just do what you usually do. Listen out for radios and things, and I'll help wherever I can."
Monty Wisp #1 (Tank FactoryTank):
"HELLO? (Tapping noise is heard) Testing, testing, te-...Do you hear me? Testiiing,testing... Actually, I don't know why I'm doing all this. I'm almost one hundred percent certain that youcanhear me. So let's not fanny about. Okay... Where best to start?... The Universe is big.Really big. So try to imagine the biggest thing that you can, and then imagine you'rewaaayoff. It's a million billion trillion eeaah... zillion? Times bigger than that. Actually, don't worry about the size. It's f*cking huge, let's just leave it at that. More important than it's humongous proportions, is the fact that the Universe is a living,breathingthing... ever changing, ever shifting. Existing across time... and space itself. With me so far?"
Monty Wisp #2 (Belinksi Square Wheelbarrow):
"Alright! So you've got this Universe; this big,change-y, already volatile universe... and then you shatter it with a hammer. A metaphorical hammer.And it cracks and splinters into a million other universes. All coexisting at exactly the same time... (Deep sigh) Do you haveANYidea how difficult that is to keep track of? I may be omnipotent, but I can't beeverywhere."
Monty Wisp #3 (Supply Depot Dragon Station):
"Now, if it had been entirely up to me, you numbskullswould be the last people I would entrust with this. But, due to factors outside my control... you're all I've got. I know there's a lot going on, I know it's a lot to take IN. But the Universe is deeply unstable right now, and things are going to get a lot worse before they get better. Crazy as things are, I will try my absolute best to give you all some one-on-one time... some good ol' fashion TLC. Do this right,and everything will be okay... Pinky promise!"
Monty Wisp #4(Hatchery to the left of PaP):
"Maxis... huh. He was the first. The vessel you constructed for him back in World War I somehow shielded him from the influence of element 115. He opened the portal between the worlds and well, that's where, when sh*t really went tit* up. The world within the world got turned upside down and inside out,if you can imagine such a thing. Soanyway, uh, it was around then that I was forced to... step in."
Monty Wisp #5(Department Store Rugs):
"Samantha... oooh boy! You ever heard the phrase 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'? Well, that fury's even worse with a little girl. Especially one as confused as that poor child is. She really didn't get much of a chance, did she? Right out of the gate she was thrown into this madness. Before she could ever figure out exactly WHO she was. Still, that's all ancient history now. She's safe... in the house."
Monty Wisp #6(Bridge):
"Okay... here's a quick cheat sheet. You all fought in World War I. Woopie! You were badass heroes. That was true, that happened. Later, some other versions of you ended up as lab rats in some crazy World War II experiments. Experiments that left you a bit... kind of... not that smart. Your memories were mostly erased and you just kind of bumbled and stumbled around in time and space, oblivious to your past and future actions."
Monty Wisp #7(Department StoreMannequin):
"You know how people say that every snowflake is unique? That every single one is an individual, a oneofakind irrefutable evidence of the miracles of mother nature? Well! It's not true. Snowflakes aren't all that unique. There are really only about twelve different designs. The point I'm making is that you lotare hardly one of a kind snowflakes. You were fragmented across a multitude of different realities, but each and every one is basically the same. You are all you. The liar, the braggart, the drunk, the one who didn't know what he had until it was gone. The good soldier, never disobeyed orders, never broke protocol, still kicked ass all the same. The loyal servant, a warrior out of time, born too late or born too early, honorbound to dying traditions. The man child, broken and twisted by a life burdened with knowledge, living like a soul that is perpetually drowning."
Monty Wisp #8(Dragon Control Roof):
"You need to stop thinking in terms of originals, old and new. It-it's not like that. When you look in the mirror it's still you. If you crack that mirror, you see multiple reflections. It doesn't mean you've actually multiplied, does it? Honestly, I'm not sure why I'm trying to explain it. sh*t's f*cked up, please, fix it."
Monty Wisp #9(Hatchery Roof):
"You see, the thing isI'm meant to stay on the sidelines, not really supposed to get involved. Free will and all that stuff. Oh, ah uh, that was my idea by the way. However, I do see stuff, now and then,that makes me go 'Ooh-ooh, that's not good! I really should do something!'.But the thing is, all I can really do is give things a little nudge, sow a seed, plant an idea, see what grows, see what sticks."
Monty Wisp #10(Tank Factory?):
"Where do you think all these magic boxes come from? The chalk drawings on the wall? The f- magic ammo drops? Do I need to go on or do you get the message? I just hope you appreciate it."
Monty to Nikolai:
#1:"Nikolai Belinski... this can't be easy for you, knowing what happened in Stalingrad. You'll be hard pushed to find any historian who wouldn't list this in the topten all time most horrible events in human history... Even without the dragons."
#2: "You may not have lived it Nikolai, but you never forgot. No mater how hard you tried. You just didn't talk about it. I don't get that about you people sometimes. Your whole sense of reality is built only upon the things that are talked about... If it isn't said, didn't happen."
#3: "There are certain things that you can't ever change, Nikolai. All I ask, is that you do the right thing. The right thing... for everyone."
Monty to Dempsey:
#1: "Alright Tank, I'm going to need you to trust me, okay? You've done really, really well so far,but I honestly think it's going to be easier if I just talk you through some things. Now let's be honest, you don't really know who you aredo you? You've been bouncing around time and space for years, yelling all sorts of obscenities, and by the wayyour language is f*cking disgraceful sometimes. You should wash your mouth out with soap. Anyway! We'll talk again soon, and I'll explain everything. Just give a little time to double check my flow charts."
#2: "Right! Uh... where were we Tank? Actually, more to the point... where AREyou? Are you up to speed? Do you know exactly what you're doing? Or is the 115 delusion so bad you're still calling in field reports? Even though no one is listening! Sorry, uh... that's unfair. I was listening. I heard every word you said. Oh, you're a good soldier. You always were!"
#3: "So! Richtofen... I'm kind of surprised that you've gone along with him this far. Didn't you absolutely despise him at one point? Anyway... keep a close eye on him. I think he's up to something."
Monty to Takeo:
#1: "Takeo Masaki, wow, those wounds are fresh, aren't they? The bitter sting of betrayal. The absolute collapse of the singular belief that has been the driving force in your life for as long as you can remember. What now Takeo? What do you do when the metaphorical rug has been pulled out from under your feet?"
#2: "I'll tell you what you do, Takeo. You do what you've always done. You fight. Only difference is, that you do it for yourself. Not for some misplaced sense of duty or honor."
#3: "So, besides the changes to your own outlook, have you noticed a change in Richtofen? Dempsey? Well, not trying to stir things up but, does it seem to you like the two of them may be scheming between themselves?"
Monty to Richtofen:
#1: "I have to admit something to you, Edward. Something I've never, ever, ever had to admit to anyone before. It's really quite embarrassing... You ready? Well, here it is. I don't understand you, matey. I don't understand a single thing about what makes you tick! You are the closest thing to an absolute distillation of obtuse obstructionism and unparalleled maniacal chaos in human form as it is possible to imagine."
#2: "Look... I know you've had a lot to deal with. I know how hard you've been trying, but I really can't be sure exactly why you're doing it! I mean, it's not as if you owe Maxis anything... is it?"
#3: "I don't know... maybe some of the paranoia is starting to rub off on ME! But let me tell you this, my little German friend... I've got my eye on you!"
Monty to Nikolai, Dempsey, and Takeo after finishing the Easter Egg:
"Okay... Nikolai, Dempsey, Takeo... I'm only talking to you right now. Richtofen? He can't hear me, see? Ah, he's probably off doing his own thing right now anyway. No change there, I suppose.The good news is, you're nearly done! It'll soon be time to come to the house. But, this plan, this big plan... a lot of it's been riding on Richtofen. Before he caught up with you guys, he spent years traveling. Searching out just the right versions of you. The ones who held the key to closing off the other dimensions. I think you know by now exactly what that entails. Point is, he's kind of surplus to requirements these days. He's been in the house for AGES! But uh, DON'T tell him. Anyway, uh... it'll all make sense when you get here, you'll see. Honestly, i-it's going to be fine! Oh, sh*t... I'd completely forgotten to introduce myself! Ah, uh... I'm Doctor Monty. Hello. So nice to see you all."
